Don't Drown

Just keep swimming.

rate-my-reptile:

fireun:

This is a Mexican black king snake who has just shed and is feeling particularly handsome.

I will never get over how gorgeous their underside is. Ever.

Ya got a centopeed’s booly! “NO I GOT NOT LEGG! Je ‘t’accuse!” Pause, wait the arguemtn. “Que?” Halt a moment — - — — Speakest thou franch spansit and ingle? “Yuh? Took a language courses!” Aha! Thanks mexicott! 9.857/10

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me